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Politics/Current Affairs

Want to Boost Your Income? Try Dying


Cash for goners scandal.
March 6 - 13:05
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Arts/Entertainment

Record Company Shares Plummet


EMI EMI EMI. and sir and friends are crucified.
February 15 - 09:51
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Science/Technology

SNOW!


Mittens! Toboggans! Reindeer! The complete collapse of the transport network!
February 8 - 13:10
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Arts/Entertainment

Hammond Jet-Car Crash Aired On BBC.


“Speeding is great”, coughs diminutive presenter.
January 30 - 10:23
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Science/Technology

Doomclock Moved to Five Minutes to Midnight.


WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
January 22 - 13:10
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Politics/Current Affairs

Boys Die For Their ‘Art’


Tag! You’re hit!
January 17 - 09:50
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Business/Finance

Old Women Take Government to Court Over Inheritance Tax


That’s IHT, not HRT!
September 12 - 22:31
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