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Politics/Current Affairs

Chris Eubank Arrested For Breach Of The Peace


Boxer lets it be known he wouldn’t say no to a knighthood.
February 25 - 14:21
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Science/Technology

Weapons Originally Invented By Women.


“Girl Power” a very real danger.
February 24 - 16:13
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Arts/Entertainment

Junk Food To Be Banned From Kids’ TV


Ronald McDonald shouts ‘April Fool!’
February 24 - 10:33
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Arts/Entertainment

New Comedy Club Bans Swearing In Acts


Heard the one about clean, guilt-free humour?
February 23 - 11:26
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Arts/Entertainment

Gazza To Star in Movie


Cry Hard.
February 22 - 15:51
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Politics/Current Affairs

Man Lies For 30 Years: Gets Paid For Doing It.


Gene Morrison. Not a forensic psychologist.
February 22 - 14:39
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Arts/Entertainment

NATE Calls Education Secretary “A Bird Brain”


The teachers are revolting, or teacher knows best?
February 21 - 18:32
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Science/Technology

Artificial Trees To Aid Climate Restoration?


Artificial monkeys applaud the proposals.
February 21 - 11:24
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Arts/Entertainment

US Schools Ban Children’s Book Due To Male Anatomy Word


Scrotum, scrotum, scrotum, scrotum, balls!
February 20 - 16:33
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Science/Technology

A Cure For Ageing?


Long time coming.
February 20 - 10:42
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Science/Technology

Weather Forecasters To Raise Public Awareness On Climate Change


“No need to worry. There won’t be - oh, maybe there will.”
February 19 - 16:08
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Arts/Entertainment

Completely Frivolous Interview: Alastair Reynolds


Science fiction author answers the questions nobody’s asking.
February 19 - 15:38
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Science/Technology

US Begins Bionic Eyes Trial


With this technology, and lots of cash, we can rebuild them.
February 19 - 12:13
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Politics/Current Affairs

Prince Harry To Be Kept Behind Front Line In Iraq


Now he just has to worry about friendly fire.
February 19 - 10:21
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Politics/Current Affairs

Tony Blair’s Green Push For Kyoto II


He doesn’t like carbon. Radioactivity’s okay, though
February 18 - 16:51
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Science/Technology

Worlds Hottest Chilli Sauce Developed


Aye caramba!
February 17 - 14:34
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Politics/Current Affairs

Paisley and Adams Vs Ulster’s Naysayers


Unlikely Champions of Devolved Government Face Threat from Fringe Parties
February 16 - 13:07
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Politics/Current Affairs

Roman Catholic Church About to Overtake Anglicanism


Bet they’re feeling guilty about it…
February 16 - 13:01
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Other

Flight Diverted In Search Of Nuts


Squirrel hijacks aeroplane, diverts to Honolulu.
February 16 - 10:45
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Arts/Entertainment

Record Company Shares Plummet


EMI EMI EMI. and sir and friends are crucified.
February 15 - 09:51
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