Politics/Current Affairs
Blairs Borrow Sir Cliff’s Mansion‘Haggard’ PM needed a Summer Holiday August 24 - 22:46 3 comments | more » |
Population Of UK Passes 60 MillionExcuse me, excuse me, sorry, excuse me, ouch! August 24 - 20:17 no comments | more » |
‘Stub it out’ Says Tom As They Break Out The Nicotine PatchesCat and Mouse forced behind bike sheds for crafty fag. August 21 - 23:03 2 comments | more » |
30% of school-leavers can’t read or write, say BossesKids, ‘not bovvered’ apparently. August 21 - 19:37 2 comments | more » |
Bhuddist Monks Brawl at Sri Lanka Peace DemoKarmic impact not known August 21 - 13:13 no comments | more » |
Half Of UK’s Young Adults Living On Parental Handouts“Why don’t you get ANOTHER proper job?” August 20 - 20:44 no comments | more » |
Shady Foreigners Removed from Plane.Passengers wave Daily Mail in triumph. August 20 - 15:29 no comments | more » |
Israeli Army Too Queer to Win?Ghosts of Spartan warriors, â??Tetchyâ??. August 18 - 14:28 no comments | more » |
Those Pesky Wiretaps Deemed IllegalJudge defies Bush, God unavailable for comment August 18 - 12:33 no comments | more » |
MPs embroiled in scandalous ‘honesty’ scandalFrom our “my psychic powers are incredible!” correspondent August 18 - 10:49 no comments | more » |
Britons Believe Weâ??re Losing the â??War on Terrorâ??Mass Spindoctor sacking likely. August 17 - 23:56 no comments | more » |
A-level results in “getting easier” shock“S’grea’, innit?” says Minister. August 17 - 22:19 2 comments | more » |
Telling It Like It IsJohn Prescott and the art of British diplomacy August 17 - 19:25 no comments | more » |
New Labour Create ‘A Crime A Day’.Squirrel vendors in uproar. August 16 - 15:40 no comments | more » |
Middle East Conflict - Both sides declare themselves winners.World looks on, shakes head. August 16 - 12:10 no comments | more » |
