Politics/Current Affairs
Navy Up The Creek Without A PaddleFleet reduced to dug-out canoes: grass skirts optional. January 6 - 18:57 1 comment | more » |
The Death Of Ellie Lawrenson…Or why you shouldnâ??t buy a dog because the puppy is cute. January 6 - 14:03 3 comments | more » |
Driving Tests To Get HarderInstant fail upon ownership of Burberry would be a start. January 2 - 19:06 2 comments | more » |
Richard Hammond Making “Very Good Progress” After AccidentPolitical correctness fundamentalists still waving pitchforks at Top Gear September 27 - 20:06 4 comments | more » |
Airport Security Measures To ‘Ease Off’Shhhhh! Don’t tell the terrorists. September 18 - 16:29 no comments | more » |
Bush’s Face Used As “Vote For Us Instead” MessageCute monkey pics always get the sympathy vote September 18 - 10:55 2 comments | more » |
Pope Benny at the CrossroadsUses address to apologise, nervously scans crowd September 18 - 10:26 no comments | more » |
Dartford Semi Contains ‘Biggest Ever’ Arms HaulNeighbours work from home? They’re probably arms dealers. September 13 - 19:27 no comments | more » |
It’s One-Nil To Overturned LawCriminal memoire industry in tatters. September 11 - 21:06 no comments | more » |
Blair slaps Gordon Brown With Wet HaddockNo. 10 declines offer to host charity boxing match between Labour favourites. September 9 - 12:06 2 comments | more » |
Secret CIA Prisons Revealed‘CIA Secret Prison’ Placards Need Revising September 7 - 18:20 no comments | more » |
No Smoking Signs Switched Off: PermanentlyOne man’s crusade to entice business class smokers September 5 - 10:18 1 comment | more » |
Bush Assassinated In TV What-If DocumentaryEntire nations say “YES!! - oh” as they read the whole headline September 2 - 13:45 no comments | more » |
PM Invents New ‘Invisible Ink’ For Iraq StoriesDoes this stuff even make page 10 these days? Nothing to see here. September 2 - 11:18 9 comments | more » |
Blair Plans To Genetically Modify Trouble Makers Before BirthStop it Tony, you’re scaring us. September 1 - 12:08 1 comment | more » |
Protesters Attempt To Shut Down Britain’s Biggest Power StationGiant home-made ostrich holds the key. August 31 - 22:25 3 comments | more » |
The Next Generation of IT GirlsBoys Are Thickies August 31 - 10:39 3 comments | more » |
Big Brother Is Watching YouAnd so is his sister, his cousin, his mate’s girlfriend… August 28 - 21:14 no comments | more » |
IRA Peace Process Teeters Over CashThe high price of peace. August 25 - 20:46 no comments | more » |
Northwest Airlines Terror Suspects ReleasedDutch officials find no evidence of terrorism despite suspicious beards August 25 - 10:07 no comments | more » |







