Wednesday
December 13th
2017
home arts/entertainment business/finance politics/current affairs science/technology sport/leisure other
search 
 

Politics/Current Affairs

Freedom Of Information Act Scuppered By Own Success


For Our Eyes Only
February 8 - 10:16
4 comments | more »

Schools Encouraged To Let Kids Take Risks


“Timmy, put down that foam ball and pick up this mace!”
February 8 - 09:02
4 comments | more »

Time For Blair To Start Thinking About His Legacy


Things… can only get better
February 7 - 12:25
16 comments | more »

Homosexual Minister ‘Cured’ of Gayness!


All his problems have been straightened out.
February 7 - 10:30
2 comments | more »

Bird Flu Outbreak On Suffolk Turkey Farm


Not too “bootiful” for Bernard Matthews.
February 6 - 13:28
9 comments | more »

Nursery School Pupils To Study Philosophy


Under 5’s to learn how to roll cigarettes and wear berets.
February 6 - 11:05
no comments | more »

Report Suggests Improvements To School Curriculum


Climate change, slavery and healthy cooking to solve all education problems.
February 5 - 16:04
2 comments | more »

Tony Blair Unveils Foreign Policy Review


“We’re all doooomed!” says PM in mock Scottish accent.
February 5 - 11:45
1 comment | more »

Reward For Scientists To Cast Doubt On Global Warming


Big oil’s miracle climate change cure: bags of cash.
February 5 - 09:07
1 comment | more »

Putin Denies Using Gas And Oil As Big Stick In Foreign Policy


“We’re all quite fluffy really”, says President
February 4 - 12:54
no comments | more »

Judge Halts Case Against Citizen’s Arrest Chip-Shop Owner


Out of the frying pan, into the court
February 3 - 13:35
1 comment | more »

67 Year Old IVF Mother Looking For Toyboy


“Lying pensioner with newborn twins seeks rich young babysitter.”
January 31 - 11:38
no comments | more »

Daily Mail Warns: UK Muslims Want To Destroy You!


UK’s priciest toilet paper finds another excuse to use “Muslim” on front page.
January 30 - 11:50
7 comments | more »

Bono At The World Economic Forum


Reminding those who need it: “There were some serious promises made.”
January 30 - 10:54
1 comment | more »

Ex Soldier Guilty of Manslaughter.


Flips out, kills people. Not funny.
January 29 - 12:34
2 comments | more »

High Street Vouchers For Reforming Drug Addicts


Just say no… for money-off coupons.
January 28 - 17:40
no comments | more »

2 Million Drivers Not Paying Road Tax


Executive director of RAC: “We need a crackdown”
January 28 - 11:29
1 comment | more »

US Ban Export Of IPods To North Korea


Koreans prepare for ‘uncool’ mocking.
January 28 - 10:28
1 comment | more »

Unemployment Looms For John Reid


Should he stay or should he go now?
January 26 - 11:48
1 comment | more »

Standard Life Boss Apologises For Racist Remark


It’s time to play: “Guess The Slur”
January 25 - 17:19
2 comments | more »
Build Your Own Website
Easy Website Builder

 
 © 2006 - 2007 The Slant.co.uk home | arts/entertainment | business/finance | politics/current affairs | science/technology | sport/leisure | other