Politics/Current Affairs
Freedom Of Information Act Scuppered By Own SuccessFor Our Eyes Only February 8 - 10:16 4 comments | more » |
Schools Encouraged To Let Kids Take Risks“Timmy, put down that foam ball and pick up this mace!” February 8 - 09:02 4 comments | more » |
Time For Blair To Start Thinking About His LegacyThings… can only get better February 7 - 12:25 16 comments | more » |
Homosexual Minister ‘Cured’ of Gayness!All his problems have been straightened out. February 7 - 10:30 2 comments | more » |
Bird Flu Outbreak On Suffolk Turkey FarmNot too “bootiful” for Bernard Matthews. February 6 - 13:28 9 comments | more » |
Nursery School Pupils To Study PhilosophyUnder 5’s to learn how to roll cigarettes and wear berets. February 6 - 11:05 no comments | more » |
Report Suggests Improvements To School CurriculumClimate change, slavery and healthy cooking to solve all education problems. February 5 - 16:04 2 comments | more » |
Tony Blair Unveils Foreign Policy Review“We’re all doooomed!” says PM in mock Scottish accent. February 5 - 11:45 1 comment | more » |
Reward For Scientists To Cast Doubt On Global WarmingBig oil’s miracle climate change cure: bags of cash. February 5 - 09:07 1 comment | more » |
Putin Denies Using Gas And Oil As Big Stick In Foreign Policy“We’re all quite fluffy really”, says President February 4 - 12:54 no comments | more » |
Judge Halts Case Against Citizen’s Arrest Chip-Shop OwnerOut of the frying pan, into the court February 3 - 13:35 1 comment | more » |
67 Year Old IVF Mother Looking For Toyboy“Lying pensioner with newborn twins seeks rich young babysitter.” January 31 - 11:38 no comments | more » |
Daily Mail Warns: UK Muslims Want To Destroy You!UK’s priciest toilet paper finds another excuse to use “Muslim” on front page. January 30 - 11:50 7 comments | more » |
Bono At The World Economic ForumReminding those who need it: “There were some serious promises made.” January 30 - 10:54 1 comment | more » |
Ex Soldier Guilty of Manslaughter.Flips out, kills people. Not funny. January 29 - 12:34 2 comments | more » |
High Street Vouchers For Reforming Drug AddictsJust say no… for money-off coupons. January 28 - 17:40 no comments | more » |
2 Million Drivers Not Paying Road TaxExecutive director of RAC: “We need a crackdown” January 28 - 11:29 1 comment | more » |
US Ban Export Of IPods To North KoreaKoreans prepare for ‘uncool’ mocking. January 28 - 10:28 1 comment | more » |
Unemployment Looms For John ReidShould he stay or should he go now? January 26 - 11:48 1 comment | more » |
Standard Life Boss Apologises For Racist RemarkIt’s time to play: “Guess The Slur” January 25 - 17:19 2 comments | more » |
