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Politics/Current Affairs

Government Defend Road Pricing In Face Of Online Petition


Competition time! Submit your petitions. No custard.
February 12 - 15:26
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Arts/Entertainment

Harrison Ford To Quit Indy 4 Unless He Gets Real Whip


Safety Reps. He hates those guys.
February 6 - 10:05
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Politics/Current Affairs, Science/Technology

Reward For Scientists To Cast Doubt On Global Warming


Big oil’s miracle climate change cure: bags of cash.
February 5 - 09:07
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Politics/Current Affairs

Daily Mail Warns: UK Muslims Want To Destroy You!


UK’s priciest toilet paper finds another excuse to use “Muslim” on front page.
January 30 - 11:50
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Politics/Current Affairs

Churches Unite In Rare Show Of Inter-faith Co-Operation… Against Gays.


Anglican Church says ??Please Tony, can I be excused too??
January 24 - 16:19
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Politics/Current Affairs

Bush Invents National Holiday For His Mates


People look back fondly on when they were allowed an opinion
January 22 - 19:42
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Politics/Current Affairs

Home Office fails to record details of 27,500 criminals


John Reid finds many, many files down back of sofa
January 10 - 14:21
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Politics/Current Affairs

Ruth Kelly In School ‘Choice’ Controversy


Former education minister in “money makes it better” shock.
January 9 - 14:33
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Politics/Current Affairs

Bush’s Face Used As “Vote For Us Instead” Message


Cute monkey pics always get the sympathy vote
September 18 - 10:55
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Politics/Current Affairs

Blair slaps Gordon Brown With Wet Haddock


No. 10 declines offer to host charity boxing match between Labour favourites.
September 9 - 12:06
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Politics/Current Affairs

Bush Assassinated In TV What-If Documentary


Entire nations say “YES!! - oh” as they read the whole headline
September 2 - 13:45
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Arts/Entertainment

Peter Jackson To Make “Dambusters”


Schoolkids preparing ‘a-ok’ thumb to finger Aviator goggles in anticipation
September 2 - 13:42
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Politics/Current Affairs

PM Invents New ‘Invisible Ink’ For Iraq Stories


Does this stuff even make page 10 these days? Nothing to see here.
September 2 - 11:18
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Arts/Entertainment

BBC Robin Hood Tapes Stolen In Hungary


Sheriff of Nottingham’s press release reads “Dammit, Guisburne!”
August 28 - 20:30
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Politics/Current Affairs

30% of school-leavers can’t read or write, say Bosses


Kids, ‘not bovvered’ apparently.
August 21 - 19:37
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Arts/Entertainment, Science/Technology

Madonna asks Nuclear industry to clean up with Kabbalah liquid


Gets all your lethally-radioactive waste whiter than white. Allegedly.
August 21 - 15:32
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Other

Fancy Dress shop seeks British Superhero


Alfred, this is an emergency. Fetch the tweed jacket.
August 20 - 09:08
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Arts/Entertainment

Pete Doherty Admits Drug Charges


A nation is shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
August 19 - 23:27
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Politics/Current Affairs

MPs embroiled in scandalous ‘honesty’ scandal


From our “my psychic powers are incredible!” correspondent
August 18 - 10:49
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Politics/Current Affairs

A-level results in “getting easier” shock


“S’grea’, innit?” says Minister.
August 17 - 22:19
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