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Immigrants asked to leave via text message.


Pls lve imgrnt
March 8 - 16:00
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Wizard’s Willy Draws Huge Crowds


Potter whips his wand out.
February 28 - 13:55
2 comments | more » 		Other

14-Stone Boy May Be Taken Into Care


Stephen Hawking predicts ‘black hole’ style collapse.
February 26 - 16:54
3 comments | more » 		Arts/Entertainment

Father Ted Festival Hits ‘Real’ Craggy Island


Will you go? Ach, ya will. ya will, ya will, ya will…
February 26 - 10:14
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Science/Technology

Weapons Originally Invented By Women.


“Girl Power” a very real danger.
February 24 - 16:13
1 comment | more » 		Politics/Current Affairs

Prince Harry To Be Kept Behind Front Line In Iraq


Now he just has to worry about friendly fire.
February 19 - 10:21
8 comments | more » 		Science/Technology

Artic Seed Bank Design Revealed


Chilly nuts?
February 10 - 09:25
2 comments | more » 		Politics/Current Affairs

Schools Encouraged To Let Kids Take Risks


“Timmy, put down that foam ball and pick up this mace!”
February 8 - 09:02
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Science/Technology

Nitrous Oxide Claims First Life


No laughing matter… unless you’re the victim.
February 5 - 13:16
1 comment | more » 		Science/Technology

Squid Suggested As Alternative To Cod


Squid and chips twice, please mate.
February 1 - 09:32
1 comment | more » 		Politics/Current Affairs

67 Year Old IVF Mother Looking For Toyboy


“Lying pensioner with newborn twins seeks rich young babysitter.”
January 31 - 11:38
no comments | more » 		Arts/Entertainment

Hammond Jet-Car Crash Aired On BBC.


“Speeding is great”, coughs diminutive presenter.
January 30 - 10:23
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Politics/Current Affairs

US Ban Export Of IPods To North Korea


Koreans prepare for ‘uncool’ mocking.
January 28 - 10:28
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