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Artificial Trees To Aid Climate Restoration?


Artificial monkeys applaud the proposals.
February 21 - 11:24
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Science/Technology

Patrick Moore Receives Royal Mail Honour


Dude! An entire galaxy, the size of a stamp!
February 13 - 16:48
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Politics/Current Affairs

Sex Education Doesn’t Satisfy


Edifies, rolls over, farts then goes to sleep
February 13 - 09:56
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Politics/Current Affairs

Freedom Of Information Act Scuppered By Own Success


For Our Eyes Only
February 8 - 10:16
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Business/Finance

Beckham Becomes New Face Of Disney


“His voice is a bit funny, though,” says Mickey.
February 2 - 16:44
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Arts/Entertainment

Uri Geller Psyches Out Magicians


He’s not the Messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!
January 23 - 11:00
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Politics/Current Affairs

Cities Earn £6M Worth of Respect


Government realises ASBOs don’t work.
January 22 - 17:24
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Politics/Current Affairs

ASBOs For The Untouchables


Police state, here we come.
January 20 - 11:14
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Politics/Current Affairs

£10M To Get Children Singing


Sing-A-Song-A 1,000,000,000 Pence
January 18 - 09:32
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Politics/Current Affairs

Boys Die For Their ‘Art’


Tag! You’re hit!
January 17 - 09:50
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Science/Technology

Fat Fighting Chewing Gum Developed


Warning: May contain traces of Superglue.
January 16 - 11:35
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Politics/Current Affairs

New Friend Blair’s All


With friends like these ?
January 16 - 09:56
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Science/Technology

Mutant Chickens Carry Cure For Cancer?


Eggs better than a double-yolker.
January 15 - 15:23
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Other

FAT DOG!


Does my bum look big in this collar?
January 13 - 12:41
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Sport/Leisure

Beckham Excites Cyber Squatters


Beck’s quit solicits miss hit clicks.
January 12 - 22:29
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Science/Technology

Putting the VD back into DVD


That’s ‘Versatile Disk’, by the way
January 11 - 12:32
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Science/Technology

Hottest September On Record


Oh, I do wish it would make its mind up.
October 2 - 13:05
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Business/Finance

Ageism at Work is Illegal


I SAID, ‘AGEISM AT WORK?’
October 2 - 11:13
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Science/Technology

Scientists Develop Human Gills


‘What’s all the fuss about?’ asks Patrick Duffy.
September 21 - 10:13
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Science/Technology

Penis Op Flops


‘Does it come in a larger size?’
September 20 - 15:57
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