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Arts/Entertainment

Skanky Goes to Bollywood


“Jade Fish&Chips” set to tour India
January 24 - 14:16
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Arts/Entertainment

Tom Cruise is the Christ of Scientology


That explains Katie Holmes’ virgin birth
January 24 - 11:05
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Arts/Entertainment

Heather Mills Gets Supermarket Swept


Star ejected from Sainsbury’s over old shoplifting allegations
September 28 - 18:46
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Arts/Entertainment

Take That Manager Meddles in Robbie’s Rudebox


Song dropped from new Williams album after allegations of defamation
September 14 - 14:15
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Science/Technology

Irwin Fans Accused of Stingray Revenge Killings


Troy Tempest unavailable for comment
September 14 - 12:45
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Arts/Entertainment

Ant & Dec Insure Each Other


Bank managers get ready to rumble.
September 12 - 14:18
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Sport/Leisure

Missing Diver’s Fishy Tale


Guernsey awash with speculation
September 8 - 13:15
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Arts/Entertainment

Branded a Liar!


Rod Stewart doesn’t think Russell is sexy
September 8 - 08:12
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Arts/Entertainment, Science/Technology

Crocodile Hunter Buys the Underwater Farm


Crikey!
September 4 - 16:30
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Arts/Entertainment

Warner Brothers Won’t Play Harry’s Game


Quidditch scenes cut from new Potter movie
September 1 - 10:07
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Other

Man Arrested As Sex Aid Is Mistaken For Bomb


It’s not what you think, mum!
August 31 - 13:39
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Arts/Entertainment

Robbie Williams Planning To Give Up Singing


Did anyone know he’d ever started?
August 31 - 13:34
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Politics/Current Affairs

Northwest Airlines Terror Suspects Released


Dutch officials find no evidence of terrorism despite suspicious beards
August 25 - 10:07
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Arts/Entertainment, Politics/Current Affairs

Blairs Borrow Sir Cliff’s Mansion


‘Haggard’ PM needed a Summer Holiday
August 24 - 22:46
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Arts/Entertainment

Controversial Radio Comedy Axed


BBC avoids invalidating it’s Jihad insurance policy
August 24 - 18:33
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Arts/Entertainment

Tom Cruise Dumped By Paramount


Former Top Gun’s career crashes and burns
August 24 - 11:43
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Arts/Entertainment, Other

Brummies are the Funniest People in Britain, Says Survey


Researcher has obviously never heard “Funky Moped”
August 22 - 20:30
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Other

Inflatable Teletubby Mistaken for Body


Prescott family breath sigh of relief.
August 22 - 20:28
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Politics/Current Affairs, Other

Bhuddist Monks Brawl at Sri Lanka Peace Demo


Karmic impact not known
August 21 - 13:13
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Arts/Entertainment

Pete Wins Big Brother 7


Eezamana! Whatever that means.
August 20 - 20:52
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