Weeping geordie footballer Paul Gascoigne is to star in a new film.

‘Final Run’ is to be released in 2008, and will see the lager swilling prankster take the lead role alongside Lois Winstone, daughter of screen hardman, Ray.

This action-horror flick is being billed as Black Hawk Down meets Alien. Set in the near future (aren’t they always?) it deals with what happens in the aftermath of an alien invasion on Earth.

Gazza will play a misguided (life immitating art) survivor torn between his own future and that of the human race.

This masterpiece is being made by SJB Imperial Film and the former England star is also one of the producers. There is no part as yet for Jimmy Fivebellies (he’d make a good alien king though.)

Lets just hope Gazza has nothing to do with the theme music. Fog On The Tyne is still a painful childhood memory.

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