http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/ Taking a different one on the news Sat, 19 May 2012 12:10:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/#comment-4533 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:34:20 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/#comment-4533 If they get rid of all the gay rams then we will have fields full of scruffy animals, at least the gay rams knew how to take care of themselves. If they get rid of all the gay rams then we will have fields full of scruffy animals, at least the gay rams knew how to take care of themselves.

]]> http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/#comment-3950 Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:21:53 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/#comment-3950 Well you know what they say, 'Once you've had mutton, you'll never want nothing ... else.' Well you know what they say, ‘Once you’ve had mutton, you’ll never want nothing … else.’

]]> http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/#comment-3311 Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:42:39 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2007/01/09/scientists-straighten-sheep-out/#comment-3311 poor rams....man interferes again. and literally it would be better if he did ie artificial insemination instead of pumping even more hormones (are they produced in a testtube btw?)into our livestock than they already do. and come on 8%!! that still leaves 92% of straight rams to service all those ewes. hey i can count! school wasn't a waste of time then! anyway sheep are stupid. no i'm not sheepist. its true. my father worked with shepherds and my cousin is one. sheep have hundreds of diseases to kill them and will find a hundred more different ways to kill themselves. very suicidal sheep are! so back to case in point, if gay rams get straightened out then they will have even less to bleat about to their fellow rams than they already do and if women do end up with patches to ensure heterosexual children, then our "homogenised,same thinking,non differentiated,dull as ditchwater," society wil become even more like er...sheep! poor rams….man interferes again. and literally it would be better if he did ie artificial insemination instead of pumping even more hormones (are they produced in a testtube btw?)into our livestock than they already do. and come on 8%!! that still leaves 92% of straight rams to service all those ewes. hey i can count! school wasn’t a waste of time then! anyway sheep are stupid. no i’m not sheepist. its true. my father worked with shepherds and my cousin is one. sheep have hundreds of diseases to kill them and will find a hundred more different ways to kill themselves. very suicidal sheep are! so back to case in point, if gay rams get straightened out then they will have even less to bleat about to their fellow rams than they already do and if women do end up with patches to ensure heterosexual children, then our “homogenised,same thinking,non differentiated,dull as ditchwater,” society wil become even more like er…sheep!

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