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Heather Mills Gets Supermarket Swept

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 at 18:46 by Sarah Malaise

Poor Heather Mills. Not only is she the subject of the most high profile divorce since Princess Diana lost the letters before her name, she‚??s not even welcome in her local supermarket. The-soon-to-be-ex Mrs Sir Paul McCartney was chucked out of a branch of Sainsbury‚??s recently after a member of staff remembered that she was subject of a ban by the chain due to her alleged shoplifting past.

According to a customer in the store, Ms Mills was approached by a security conscious member of staff, who asked her to leave with the words
‚??Excuse me Heather, you know you‚??re not allowed in there, you know the situation.‚?Ě

She refused to go down without a fight and retaliated ‚??For Christ`s sake, that was years ago. Do you honestly think I‚??m going to shoplift now? I‚??ve moved on from there!‚?̬† I guess she must be confident of getting her fair share of Macca‚??s millions, then.

Sainsbury’s were quick to point out that they don’t consider her a securty risk, and a spokesman¬†said “We can confirm Heather Mills McCartney would be most welcome to shop in any of our stores.”¬† Given the trail of slavering paparazzi that¬† follows her every movement, I doubt she could make herself inconspicuous enough to shove a couple of bags of frozen peas up her jumper.

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