Comments on: Bumper Spider Crop http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/ Taking a different one on the news Sat, 19 May 2012 11:49:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 by: Sarah Malaise http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-107 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:21:42 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-107 The best thing about spiders is that they prey on their hateful winged cousins, craneflies. Exterminate the daddylonglegs, and lots of spiders will die of starvation. Win! The best thing about spiders is that they prey on their hateful winged cousins, craneflies. Exterminate the daddylonglegs, and lots of spiders will die of starvation. Win!

]]> by: tyfach http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-104 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:47:48 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-104 Hey, I'll have 'had a go' on the Empress' daughter and gotten my grubby mitts all over her spinnerets - plus pizza - I'll die a happy man... Hey, I’ll have ‘had a go’ on the Empress’ daughter and gotten my grubby mitts all over her spinnerets - plus pizza - I’ll die a happy man…

]]> by: RJ Barker http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-103 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:27:09 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-103 Come the revolution you shall be first against the wall. If you're alive, otherwise we'll do the whole 'Mussolini' thing with your corpse. RJ Come the revolution you shall be first against the wall. If you’re alive, otherwise we’ll do the whole ‘Mussolini’ thing with your corpse.

RJ

]]> by: tyfach http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-102 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:59:44 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-102 My fervent appeasement will curry me good favour with our eight-legged overlords and I shall while away my days heading-up a wasp farm just outside of Arachnidopolis, until that fateful day when the beautiful daughter of the Spider Empress takes me as her human lover and accidently bites my head off whilst sharing an 'afterglow' hoverfly pizza.... My fervent appeasement will curry me good favour with our eight-legged overlords and I shall while away my days heading-up a wasp farm just outside of Arachnidopolis, until that fateful day when the beautiful daughter of the Spider Empress takes me as her human lover and accidently bites my head off whilst sharing an ‘afterglow’ hoverfly pizza….

]]> by: RJ Barker http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-101 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:45:24 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-101 Tell me that when you're the unwilling slave of the great spider nation forced to breed wasps for food. Who'll be laughing then eh? Not me, I'll be quivering in a corner.... RJ Tell me that when you’re the unwilling slave of the great spider nation forced to breed wasps for food. Who’ll be laughing then eh? Not me, I’ll be quivering in a corner….

RJ

]]> by: tyfach http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-100 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:08:08 +0000 http://www.theslant.co.uk/2006/09/12/bumper-spider-crop/#comment-100 Nofair! Spiders are ace - and there's some whoppers in my garden at the moment, doing a sterling job of catching, immobilising and slurping the brains out of the true psychopaths of the arthropod world: wasps. More power to them I say... Nofair! Spiders are ace - and there’s some whoppers in my garden at the moment, doing a sterling job of catching, immobilising and slurping the brains out of the true psychopaths of the arthropod world: wasps. More power to them I say…

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